Welcome Again and Again

Well, what a long time its been.  What a long time indeed.  And what have I been up to in the mean time?  This and that, with some reading thrown in too.  One particularly good read was a biography about Kerry Thornley, one of the confounders of Discordianism.  Well worth a read if you find a copy.  At the time I was also reading a book about the JFK assassination not realising the synchronicity between the two.  The Kennedy assassination weaved a complex web throughout Kerry's adult life.  At times it seemed as though Eris the Goddess of Chaos had been summoned and consequences echoed through time and space.  But that can't have been the answer surely.  All just a series of coincidences.  Surely....

Time for Tea

Tea is a wonderful thing!  Can't get enough slack?  Drink more tea and at least you'll feel a bit better about it.  As a good number of fellow SubGeniuns with be from the United States, I thought it would be useful to add instruction s on making the perfect cuppa.  We may not be able to make a good cup of coffee over here in Great Britain, but we do know tea! 

To make the perfect cup for one.

1.  Take a good sized mug and rinse with hot water
2.  Fill kettle/pan with fresh water and bring to boil.
3.  Put a tea-bag into warmed mug.
4.  Take mug to the kettle, not the other way round.
5.  Ensure the water is BOILING and fill the mug.
6.  Give it a stir and leave for 3 minutes?
7.  Remove the bag with a spoon, giving it a squeeze as you do it.
8.  Add milk to taste (I recommend going for a darkish tan colour)
9.  Enjoy with a relaxing sit down.

Short Message

To whom it may concern,

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What is "Christmas" ?

Here we are once again.  A week before Christmas and a fortnight before a whole new year.  I hope people stop and give a thought to the true relevance of this time of year.  Just because the Christians renamed a preexisting festival, many film mistakenly associate this time of year with the birth of Jesus.  Putting aside the issue of whether or not such a person ever existed, there is nothing in the Bible to suggest that he was born at this time of year.

The real festival is about celebrating the shortest day and the start of the trek back to the warmth of spring and summer.  We eat foods that have been preserved since the last harvest and celebrate having survived the first half of a season that still does kill the most vulnerable in society.

I hope people remembered the true meaning of what we now call Christmas and resist the message put forward by those who wish to pervert it for their own ends.

Winters Thoughts

At first the left was right,
And now the right is leftish also,
But the middle is always that,
Except on alternate Wednesdays.

The North is sometimes late,
Waiting for his friend the currents,
Who are in turn,
Notoriously bad time keepers.

When all is considered,
We come to one,
Inevitable conclusion,
This is true no matter what,
Even at Christmas.

I Have Nothing To Say

Please see the title of this post - thank you

If Time Flies, Let's Walk

Time.  How much of it do we have?  What do with it when we do have it?  Why do we waste so much of it?  What would with do with it all if we could save it up?  What was there before there was time?  Will it ever run out?

Well, that has aired a few questions about time that some of you may have had.  It is good to get these things out in the open.  I hope I have put some minds at rest out there.