Welcome Again and Again

Well, what a long time its been.  What a long time indeed.  And what have I been up to in the mean time?  This and that, with some reading thrown in too.  One particularly good read was a biography about Kerry Thornley, one of the confounders of Discordianism.  Well worth a read if you find a copy.  At the time I was also reading a book about the JFK assassination not realising the synchronicity between the two.  The Kennedy assassination weaved a complex web throughout Kerry's adult life.  At times it seemed as though Eris the Goddess of Chaos had been summoned and consequences echoed through time and space.  But that can't have been the answer surely.  All just a series of coincidences.  Surely....

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Please see the title of this post - thank you

If Time Flies, Let's Walk

Time.  How much of it do we have?  What do with it when we do have it?  Why do we waste so much of it?  What would with do with it all if we could save it up?  What was there before there was time?  Will it ever run out?

Well, that has aired a few questions about time that some of you may have had.  It is good to get these things out in the open.  I hope I have put some minds at rest out there.

De Lay in Posts

Greetings one and all,

So much for my regular posting!  Time is always a factor and I shall not be boring you with what I have been doing with my allocation of time.

Word List -
Dancers, wheelchair, month, astounding, performance, self, like, connected, girl, you, great, hard, judge, time, twenty, first, over, best, hey, went, time, again, there, years.

Watch, happy, her, hug, moon, Moon, day, after, change, life, job. leave, happy, groove, lived, done, amazing, everyone, and, yeaya, tears, tar.

Final, up, scale, half, trainers, party, Gordon, moron, burst, new, cream, happy, hit, third, final, finish, end, past, luck.

Grabbing words as they pass on the TV or radio and putting them in a list can be helpful to spotting a pattern. Can you spot the pattern that is within the above?

Sorry for the Delay

Sorry for the lack of posts over the last week or so.  I haven't been feeling too good so I haven't been on the computer as much as I normally would.  Hopefully, I will be back posting at least a couple of times a week again now.

I have been reading some of the Church of the SubGenuis publications and they are a total revelation.  Having studied Philosophy at university, I have read a reasonable amount of several holy books.  They tend to talk in parables and riddles and are open to many interpretations.  Not so with the Church of the SubGenius!  They tell it as it is - like it or not.

So, continue to get ready for the day the Flying Saucers arrive to rupture away those who follow the words of "Bob".  It may be sooner than you think!

Sit back and watch.  When the time comes, simply do what you feel you should do!  Please note disclaimer: By watching this video, you release the producer from any liability resulting from any hypnotic trance you may enter

Reason to be Worried - Part 1

Before continuing on with my theme of knowledge and Slack and other such important matters, I though I would have a little aside....

Pop the reality cork on the wonder of the world and see how far the inners fly when the pressure is released.  You feel the pressure?  Do you?  In these days of hard times and uncertainty what should we do to cope?  How can we get through to the other side of this reality land slip?

First rule is keep you head up high, because they are looking for those that are trying to sneak past by slinking along the ground.  They see everywhere and hear everything.  Each word you type is sent to the main Head Quarters to be worked over and analysed  - recorded and dissected.  Your master file is updated each and every time you send an email or post a status update.  Every time you talk to your friends through an Instant Message....... They know. 

Then, when you step outside the house they are there waiting for you.  Not in the flesh (at least not always) but there behind the cameras.  There are the obvious ones that were installed for our "safety" during the last decade or so.  But they are not the ones you should worry about.  It is the tiny invisible-to-the-naked-eye cameras that you should really worry you.  They are everywhere.  Don't be paranoid - be a realist!     

What do you know?

Back to the point dear friends - Back to the point.  And what is the point?  You want to know?  You think  you are ready to know?  The trouble is once you do know there is no turning back.  No way to unknow what you now know.  Rather, there is no easy way to unknow what you have learnt.  I am sure that through some sort of radical cranial surgery, you might be able to unlearn some of the things that you have come across.  But, do you want to risk a surgeon taking a knife to the old grey matter, just to get rid of an idea that you could have avoided in the first place?  Why not just leave now?  You probably aren't missing anything that important.  Nothing that your life might depend on come the day.

But what do we mean by "know" anyway?  What is the difference between knowing and not knowing?  Or believing?  What does the line get drawn.  Stop and think about that for a moment.  Go on, I'll post the rest of this tomorrow so you are less tempted to read on without stopping to think..... (to be continued)

From Oxfordshire (UK) ?,

Greetings All,

I was rather please to find that this very blog has been listed on the Official SubGenius Contacts page in the "Clenches & Schisms" sections.  It got me wondering if there are any other members of the Church in this area?  There must be other people around here that have heard the word of "Bob" whose number is 13013?

If so, please leave a comment below.

Thank you.

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So, what have I been up to over the last day or two?  I have been studying and learning more about the wonder that is the Church of the SubGenius.  When "Bob" Dobbs built himself a television,  he received the most important message ever to be seen on a TV set!

http://www.subgenius.com/index.htm

I hope you take the time to stop by and learn the truth about Slack yourself.  "Bob" can save you and is the only Religious organisation to offer a money back guarantee,

Come back soon for some wonderful news from "BOB"